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dany

Who wants to b Billionare

A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire? ' had reached the final plateau..

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone
money.

And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover.

It was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own
nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it:

A) the condor

B) the buzzard

C) the cuckoo

D) the vulture

The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer.
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience
Lifeline. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.

She hoped she would not have to use it because..... ... Her friend was,
well, a blonde.

But she had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the
question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly:

'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo..'

The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast.

She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence,

Such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be convinced.

Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, 'C: The cuckoo.'

'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes, that is my final answer.'

'That answer is Absolutely correct!

You are now a millionaire! '

Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and
friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million
dollars.

'Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you, ' said the contestant. 'How
did you happen to know the right answer?'

'Oh, come on,' said the blonde 'Everybody knows that cuckoos don't
build nests. They live in clocks.'

Sally fainted

dany

My sinful breath is precious

I still remain suspicious
Of people who are jealous
Some people sell their souls
My soul is till weak
But i try to keep it under control
Every single week

My heart has never felt
This much guilt
In awhile
If you ask me now
I can't smile
But i can put on a convincing front

Tears will no longer fall
Today if i stand tall
And pray
I'm so glad we have stayed in touch
GOD is in our lives
We will not be out of touch...

dany

Puzzle for Fun

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
I went to bed at eight O'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine O'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm?
Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp ,an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first?
A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

Just put some pressure on you brain, you will be able to solve these.
At least try your best.
Try reading question again, more carefully, before looking at the answer.
Well Here are the Answers. All answers are correct, but the Logical reasoning has been left to you. If you don't understand any question, leave a reply.

All of them
1 hour
1 hour
70
9
The match
White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
None. It was Noah, not Moses

PRINCESS

way to long ... but OK thanks Smile

mr-spam

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